James Comey might be the dumbest mother fucker in America. He literally influenced the 2016 Election to help Donald Trump win- any other excuse he gives about complying with Congress is silly, he gave them info they already had. His memo about Hillary Clinton was likely the 1,000th cut that bled her dry, and I’m sure he was quite smugly proud after that. Trump took office, realized that he couldn’t trust Comey, and fired his ass. Comey than ran his mouth off about him for a few years. Trump got back into office for a second, non-consecutive term, and fired Comey’s daughter and indicted his ass. Listen, I’m still not a Trump fan, but this is hilarious.

Trump’s read on Comey’s inability to be loyal to anyone but his own ego is a pretty good read. I might have called his efforts to stop illegal surveillance by the Bush Administration admirable, in a silo. Then he sent the famous “Comey memo” to Congress two weeks before the 2016 Election, costing his then-boss, President Obama’s chosen successor the Presidency. Comey likes attention. In both cases he failed to actually achieve anything- the illegal surveillance programs of the Bush Administration continued with Comey’s blessing after he got a White House meeting with President Bush and he never even indicted, much less convicted Clinton of even a minor crime. Since leaving office, Comey wastes no opportunity to write a book or get on TV. Comey’s loyalty is to Comey’s own ego. He did not serve his country well at all in office.

Obviously this is Lord of the Flies level shit, no responsible Republic lets their President order indictments against his enemies and then goes and finds a case to bring. This is basic lawlessness and Pam Bondi is just the latest useless goon to serve as hired help. With all of that said, I guess oh well? James Comey put himself ahead of the country when he plunged us into this mess by helping Donald Trump win in the closing weeks of the 2016 Presidential Election. Given the suffering some people are enduring from that, I’m totally fine that he has to suffer too. In fact, I don’t feel bad when Trump turns on any of these idiots who decided they’d be his personal ass kisser. You created this mess, James Comey. Sure, it’s ridiculous. It was ridiculous when he fired you, or for that matter your daughter, but you caused it. I don’t care, do you?