
Welp, I spent Monday to Wednesday in the hospital last week, how was your week? Since I didn’t do last week, indulge me in doing two weeks. The Milano-Cortina Olympics are about half over now, with Norway and Italy leading the way in the medals count. Americans who have won Gold so far are Breezy Johnson (Alpine Skiing), Liz Lemley (Moguls- singles), Jordan Stolz (500m and 1000m speed skating), and the figure skating team (Ilia Malinin, Amber Glenn, Alysa Liu, Madison Chock, Evan Bates, Ellie Kam, and Danny O’Shea) . Americans who have won Silver so far are Ben Ogden (Cross-Country Skiing), Alex Hall (Freestyle Skiing), Corey Thiesse and Korey Dropkin (Mixed Doubles Curling), Ryan Cochrane-Siegle (Men’s Super G), Jaelin Kauf (Moguls-Singles and duals), Madison Chock and Evan Bates (Figure Skating Pairs-Ice Dance), and Chloe Kim (Snowboarding- Halfpipe). Americans who have won Bronze so far are Ashley Farquharson (Luge), Jacqueline Wiles/Paula Moltzan (Alpine Combined), Jessie Diggins (Cross-Country Skiing), and Liz Lemley (Moguls- duals). Lindsey Vonn did ski after her torn ACL- and ended up getting more hurt, sadly. Mikaela Shiffrin lost. “Quad God” Ilia Malinin stunningly fell and finished eighth. On the positive side, both hockey teams are steamrolling everyone so far on their way to the medal rounds. We need Bode Miller back, he was entertaining.
We celebrated Valentine’s Day, a holiday with mixed historical context, not to mention overpriced food specials. The government is partially shut down over ICE funding, but also ICE is funded by the “Big, Beautiful Bill,” but also government employees will start getting laid off soon. Don’t even try to make sense of that. Nick Castellanos got cut by the Phillies this week, not because he likes to drink beer in the dugout, but mostly because he wasn’t good anymore, which is sad, because I kind of liked him. The Seahawks won the Super Bowl, which is about as “meh” as can be for an Eagles fan, but they were pretty good. The Patriots did not look very good, making for a terrible game. Green Day opened the Super Bowl, and in case you were wondering, they played “American Idiot.” Bad Bunny played halftime, and was disapproved of by a majority of Americans who were also mad that they could not understand Spanish, a language that has been in America basically since Europeans colonized it. For the rest of us, we were reminded that we still like hot Latinas dancing, for some reason there were telephone poles, and Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin were there. Savannah Guthrie’s mom is still missing, despite several people now having been detained for questioning. Unrelated, but the FBI Director is a podcast star. Tyler Reddick won the Daytona 500 and Michael Jordan showed up to hoist the trophy, because he’s Michael Jordan and you’re not. Barack Obama did an interview and he decried the “clown show” on social media from his successor, and also told us aliens are real (although he’s walking that back to mean they “probably” are real). In other words, Barack Obama is just telling you what you already knew. Pam Bondi went up to Capitol Hill to yell at members of Congress in a hearing that was as useless as almost all others, it was just offensive because she tried to act like the Epstein files aren’t a big deal. Tom Homan says the occupation of Minneapolis is over and just a small force will remain. Parts of California could get 8 feet of snow this week. Kid Rock’s festival tour sales suck and a couple of events might be canceled. Iran and the United States are getting ready for talks. I think that’s all the news I have for you this week. Have a great week.









