I’d be remiss if I didn’t comment on Secretary of Defense (not war, piss off) Pete Hegseth lecturing a bunch of Generals and Admirals this week in Washington. The inebriated drunk Fox News host brought them all to Washington to tell them to get on board with the agenda, and also to lecture them about fat people. He seriously brought Donald Trump up on stage with him and then lectured a bunch of certified BAMF’ers about wanting to get fat people out of the military. His three bills boss, also known as tubby gut, who hasn’t seen the inside of a gym probably since college, is up there while they told a bunch of guys in kick ass shape that they want to get rid of fat people.

Look, this like many things is another area where Trump is pretty terrible, but not nearly the worst. Taft was more fat. Harding more corrupt. Jackson more racist. Nixon more paranoid and vindictive. Buchanan was more unwilling to change with the times. I could go on. Trump is bad in all of these areas though, and he’s less self aware than anybody. If you’re looking in the mirror and your body is soft and saggy, don’t talk about physical fitness. If you haven’t been able to see your feet in the shower in years, don’t lecture Generals and Admirals about force fitness.

I know that everyone around Trump is an ass kisser and never tells him the truth about himself. I think that’s kind of sad for the guy. Even Melania won’t tell him her thing for the cleaning boy back at Trump Tower that she stays behind in their place for. I get it, he’d probably fly off the handle at her if he knew. But the result is he thinks people actually like his looks. It’s sad. He’s not aesthetically pleasing. He couldn’t have met the physical fitness standards he’s setting for the military even 30 years ago. Dude is an unhealthy lard.

And before you tell me I wouldn’t say this to his face- I would.