I have no idea why literally anyone reads Vanity Fair right now, but meet West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi. Nuzzi once upon a time wrote about New Jersey politics, I think, but then she became a big time national writer. Then she had an affair a married RFK Jr. over FaceTime and basically cucked her fiancé, Politico’s Ryan Lizza, before slapping him with a restraining order for a bit. Now she’s an editor for Vanity Fair. You can’t make this shit up. From the New York Post:

At the time of the tryst, Nuzzi had been covering RFK Jr.’s independent presidential campaign. The magazine found Nuzzi violated ethics rules by failing to disclose the relationship, but was not biased in her reporting.

Nuzzi’s year-long affair with RFK Jr. allegedly included “incredible” FaceTime sex, “demure nudes,” lengthy phone calls and “I love yous.”

The sexting scandal and subsequent fallout also impacted Nuzzi’s personal life.

She filed for a protective order against her former fiance, former Politico reporter Ryan Lizza, accusing him of committing blackmail and harassment when news of the affair broke — only to withdraw the petition weeks later. 

Big dog! I’m only jealous she’s done all this behavior by the time she is 32. Ok, maybe not. She was sexting with a dude with a worm in his brain. I may not be proud of every lady I ever interacted with, but at least none of them were RFK Jr.

9/20 alpha dog. 9/27 alpha dog. 10/4 alpha dog.