Ok, yesterday sucked. Rather than typing in a bad mood, I’ll give you today’s bets in picture form, then explain it.

The NL East Champs- Simply put, #ftm. The Hillies magic number is one. They complete the 7-0 week and the Mets complete the 0-7. Commence celebrations.

Safety- Betting against the Rockies is a routine, or it should be at least.

High heat- These are today’s big time strikeout arms, or at least I’m hoping they are.

Early Action- This is mostly me telling you what teams I think are bad, not who I think is great.

Random action- I don’t love the Jets or Bills defenses after last week, slam the over. Miami is awful, so give me the 0-1 dogs from New England to cover. I like Minnesota at home over Atlanta.

Early Action, II- Basically the same bet as Early Action, but on MGM now, and moving two from the spread to the moneyline.

Safety twist- Bet against Colorado and the Chicago White Sox.

Did I say NL East Champions Before?- Phillies to clinch.