Imagine being so excited to gut Medicaid and run the debt up so high that there will be automatic cuts to Medicare. Then again, Speaker Johnson is a true alpha dog. This man has an app he shares with his son to track when they are watching pornography. Seriously. Yet, this man has spent so much of this year blocking the release of any existing Epstein Files, proving he’ll even protect a pedophile to protect Donald Trump.

This is a fitting alpha dog for the day after Halloween.

9/20 alpha dog. 9/27 alpha dog. 10/4 alpha dog. 10/11 alpha dog.